The Stiletto Philosopher

Okay, so…Sydney Cat here.  I think it’s time I gave Momma Cat a break from writing because she really phoned it in last night when she wrote about the Top 13 Valentine’s Day Gifts that Say “It’s Over” on Your Dark Passenger last night.  When she starts talking about getting someone a kitty litter scoop, it is SOOOOOO time to give her a break.

So, yeah…Shadow Assassin Sydney Cat to the rescue with Day 2 of the 13 Days of Love!

Are you looking for 5 Gifts for Valentine’s Day people will actually like?  Yeah.  I thought so.  Don’t worry, I’ve got ‘em right here:

1.  Moon Real Estate.  Yeah.  If you want to buy an acre of land on the moon then you can visit the official site or you can just send me your money.  I think that would be just as effective.  I probably already own the moon or whatever…
2. Level Cuff Links.  Yep.  If you go to uncommongoods.com or whatever that site was then you can totally buy someone a set of cuff links with mini levels in them.  Now, I don’t know what a level is, but they’ve got this bubble in them that is really fun to attack…
3. Slippers.  I like to attack them because it’s awesome, but I’ve seen Mamma Cat walk around the house in them so they must be good for that too…
4. A Puppy.  I’ve been asking for a puppy for FOREVER!  I think it would be fun to watch it play outside through the window, but I keep getting told that a cat can’t have a puppy.  I don’t know what that means, but puppies are fun…
5. King Henry.  He’s my boyfriend so you can’t actually have him, but you could probably buy the DVD of The Tudors.  I really liked the 2nd season because he killed his wife and now I can have him all to myself…

So there.  Get this stuff for me for Valentine’s Day and I won’t kill you for touching my string.  It’s a good deal.  (But seriously…don’t touch my string.)

Happy Sydney Cat Day!

Sydney Cat

“You touched my string?  I’ll kill you!”

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